Tag Archives: Customers

DNA service company exposes customers’ records online

DNA testing service Vitagene left thousands of client health reports exposed online for years. More than 3,000 user files remained accessible to the public on Amazon Web Services cloud-computer servers until July 1, when Vitagene was notified of the issue and shut down external access to the sensitive personal information, according to documents obtained by… Read More »

Viagra Announces Real Medicine That Gave Customers Erections Was Confidence All Along – The Onion

NEW YORK—In a surprise announcement Tuesday, pharmaceutical giant Pfizer revealed that the blockbuster drug Viagra contained absolutely no active ingredients and that, all along, “the real medicine” that had been giving its users erections was confidence. “While many of our customers thought they were taking a PDE5 inhibitor to encourage blood flow to the penis,… Read More »